What a Difference an 'A' Makes

The Associated Press got one wrong today. One letter, that is. But what a letter:

The episode in question, Trapped in the Closet, which first aired last November, shows Scientology leaders hailing Satan, one of the show's four devilish fourth graders, as a saviour. A cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and won't come out.

Hey AP: His name is Stan. Get it right. He's a kid character on TV's South Park cartoon show. His name is not Satan.

South Park has always mocked Scientology, but turned up the heat recently with a hard-hitting episode that especially ripped on Scientologist and (I guess) actor Tom Cruise.

What an outrage, huh? It makes me want to torch an embassy. Do Scientologists have embassies? Or wait - should I be torching Comedy Central? Or the Associated Press?